Category Archives: Pre-Closing

I love lists. I mean, who doesn’t? I fall into the list-crazy category of “Will add an already accomplished task to a current list just to cross it off.” You know you do it, too. You say you already ate … Continue reading →

OH MY GOD. ONE MORE MONTH. The excitement is waning. I forget I am buying a home. Except for at two a.m. when the assholes in my apartment building are screaming, shrieking, clomping up the tile stairs in hooker heels, … Continue reading →

If you want to get a mortgage. Bank statement from account X Bank statement from account Y More recent bank statement from account X Earlier statement from account Y A good reason for going to that pricey cafe so many … Continue reading →

As we wait and wait for the multiple estates to be “figured out” in probate (my non-real estate lingo for what happens in an estate sale), we make little visits to the house. We detour by it on our way … Continue reading →

I started this process simply wanting to rent a different apartment. A nice one bedroom. Maybe a tad bigger than the 560 square feet of the current one. But within a few tours of other apartments, it became all too … Continue reading →